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Ape Culture Archives
Updated 11/02/08
21st
Century Boys: The Return of Sigue Sigue Sputnik
2002 American Music Awards
2002 Golden Globes Awards
2004 Holiday Movie Preview
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A-Ha-Kus
AC/DC Live in Sydney
Adventures in Iconoclasting
Aerosmith LIVE
After Harry Potter, the Laundry
America's Funniest Search Terms
American Idol Audition Simulator
Andy Kaufman: Wrestling with the American
Dream
Annie Lennox
Ape Culture Cares About Celebrities on
Hard Times
Ape Culture's 2001 Oscar Review
Ape Culture's 2000 Oscar Review
Ape Culture's Comments and Awards
Ape Culture's Guide to Classic
TV
Ape Culture's Holiday Guide
Ape Culture Visits Boston and the World
Headquarters of Thanksgiving, Plymouth, Massachusetts
An Ape Scratches His Head
Apes Abroad in Australia - The Gay Mardi
Gras 2000 & Mardi Gras 2001
Ape's Abroad in Australia II
Apes Abroad in Japan I
Apes Abroad in Japan II
Apes Abroad in Japan III
Apes Abroad in Japan IV
Ask Cher Scholar
Ask a Grown-up your Celebrity Questions
Art Haarper's Movie Reviews for Retired
Persons
Art Haarper's Video and Late Show
Recommendations for Geezers
As Sleazy As They Wanna Be
Audience with the Demon - a Gene Simmons
book signing
Australian Olympics: The Best Games Ever!
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B-52s 25th Anniversary Show
Battle of the Bills! Bill Pullman
vs. Bill Paxton
BCAT (Burbank Celebrity Aptitude Test)
Beastie Boys in JAPAN
Beastie Boys in Melbourne
Beck in JAPAN
The Bee Gees Greatest Hits
Beer: Six Absolute Truths
Before Hair Bands, There Were
Bands With 70s Hair
Ben Folds Five
Pat Benatar
Best Music of 1997
Best Music of 1998
Best Music of 1999
Best Music of 2000
Best Music of 2001
The Best of Bond... James Bond
Big Day Out
Big Rewind Tour:Culture Club/Human
League/Howard Jones
Black Sabbath In-Store Appearance
Black Sabbath Reunion Tour
Blue Man Group
Bob Dole, Pepsi Pervert: A Critical
Analysis
Brady Bunch: Stop the Insanity!
Bridge School Benefit Concert
Bring Back the Dawn (Breakfast - it's
not just for kids anymore)
Bubblegum Angst
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Caustic Acrostic Movie Reviews
Caustic Acrostic Video Reviews
Celebrity Adventures
Celebrity Fat
Club 3
Celebrity Scandal Limericks
Celebrity Zoo: Weekly Commentary
on The Surreal Life 2003
Celebrity Zoo: Weekly
Commentary on The Surreal Life Winter 2004
Celebrity Zoo: Weekly
Commentary on The Surreal Life Fall 2004
Celebrity Zoo: Weekly
Commentary on The Surreal Life 2005
Charlie Daniels Band with Drive By Truckers
Chat Room Review of the 2002 Grammy
Awards
Chat Room Review of the America:
A Tribute to Heroes telethon
Cheap Trick
Cher at Madison Square Garden
The Cher Auction
Cher Convention 2000
Cher In-Store Appearance
Celine Dion to Leave Rene for Strom Thurmond
Cochella Music Fest
Collected Hate Mail of Michael Jackson
Fans
Come Sail Away, Rock Cruise Haiku
Contributor's List
Cool Bananas, Vegemite, Kangaroo Jerky,
and Other Things I Digested in Australia
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David Cassidy Live
The Darkness
A Day at the AVN Expo
The Day I Skipped Work to Audition
for The Weakest Link
Dead Zombies of the Heart: favorite
horror flicks
Deborah Gibson
Deconstructing Cash & Dad
Interview
Depeche Mode Live
Divas '99: A Look Back in Anger
Divas Christmas Carol
Divas Live Ad Nauseum - Divas
Live 2000
Divas That Wouldn't Die, The!
Do You Know The Way To Homer J?
Donna Summer Live
Don't Molest the Amish! Lancaster County
and Philadelphia, PA
Dreadful Haikus for American Idol
Duran Duran - Live
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Eight is Enough Meets The Amityville
Horror
Elvis in Concert
Elvis Week
Everything Bad is Good For You: Book
Review
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Fashionably Late
Fixx Encounter: One Drink Leads to Another
Frog's Story, A expose of Kermit the
Frog
From Ostrich Races to Stuffed Trigger:
A Weekend in Branson
Fun with Email Forwards - REALLY
Get to Know your Friends
FYI, WJM: Do YOU Know The Difference
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Garden Baby Haikus
Gentleman of Leisure and the Broad of Kitsch do New Zealand
Gentleman of Leisure Reviews Dining in Yonkers,
NY
Gentleman of Leisure Reviews Ozzfest '98
Glorious Excess: Xmas Decorations
in Yonkers, NY and Dyker Heights, Brooklyn, NY
Growing Up Gotti Episodes We'd
Like to See
The Guyana Diaries: A Habitat for Humanity
Trip
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Haiku Memoir for a Cardinal Fan
Haiku Requiem for Constantine
Haikus for a Half-Breed
Heat of the Moment - Mary's HS Reunion
Heavy-Metal Love Haikus
Heavy Metal Haikus - Part II
Helga for California Governor
Herb Alpert!
Hi-Identity: Girls Collecting Music
Hip Hop Guide to St. Louis
Hole
Holiday Blights - LA
Holyland USA, The Pictures
Honey, I Shrunk Emmanuel Lewis
Hot Line: The Letters I Get... and Write By
Burt Reynolds
(Ape Culture's DIY Aisle)
How to Attend a Film Festival for
Free
How To Tell If You Are at Ozzfest
or Dodge Poetry Fest
How to Throw a Celebrity Obsession
Party
HugsGram 1 and
2: Edgar Winter Dog Newsletters
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I Almost Killed George Burns
I Was A Teenaged Barry Manilow Fan
If God Would Send His Angels to
Union Square Barnes and Noble
If I Love Crappy Music, We Only Have the 80s
to Blame
If I Were A Celebrity You Would Care
If I Were A Celebrity You Would Care
#2 & 3
Inhabiting Oz
It's New to You, CD Reviews Vol. 3
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James Garner as Jim Rockford and Nancy
Drew: Murder in a Trailer Park
Jason Henninger's Celebrity Vignettes
Jimmy Buffett Benefit/Long Island
Jimmy Buffett on The Today Show
Joe Durrant's Celebrity Love Poems
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
John Waite
John Waite and the Motels by Kelly
Blair
Journey, Peter Frampton, John Waite
LIVE
Jupiter - the Burt Reynolds Planet
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Katharine Hepburn: Star as Feminist
Kate the Great
Kelly Osbourne
The Kellie Pickler Conspiracy
The Killers
Kinder, Gentler Coverage of the
2003 Golden Globe Awards
KISS Psycho Circus Tour
Knights in Satan's Service meets Helter
Skelter
Kyliemericks
Kylie Minogue: Interview with a Vamp
Kylie Minogue Live in Sydney
Kylie Minogue Spins Back
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La Femme Nikita
Laguna Beach: Life Inside the Bubble
- Book Review
LA Live: Summer 2003 Concerts
Letters To Richard Simmons From Fat
Pets
Leif Garrett and F8
Leif Shirtless! The Teen Idol Planes
of Enlightenment
Little Pink Haunted Houses for
You and Me
Live Aid Revisited
Live(ish) Chat with Sonny Bono - the Transcript
Live(ish) Chat with Frank Sinatra -
the Transcript
Love Poems To The Stars!
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Macy Gray in Sydney
Madame Tussaud's Experience
Madonna
Mad-As-Hell-Lib: Automatic Crazy
Michael Jackson Fan Hatemail Generator
Meet the Editors
Meeting Famous People: Is this the
Social Activity for You?
Men Strike Back: The Review
Metallica and St. Luke's Orchestra
Michael Jackson Presents..."This
is My Life"
Minnow Files, The
Molly Denver Curmudgeon in London
Mom and Pop Rock & whole page of Herb
Alpert!
More Celebrity Poems 1 and 2
Mother of All Road Trips. The
Mother's Day Extravaganza with Christina
Crawford
Movies-A-Go-Go: Video Rental ideas
Music Can Help Soothe Your Troubled Mind
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Navel Gazing at the 2001 MTV Video
Music Awards
Neil Diamond - The Today Show Concert
Nerdy Man: a Yuri's Night Photo
Essay
Netaid
Network TV Adjusts Its Leash
Note to Harrison Ford: You Can Go Back
to Building Bookshelves Now
No Working Title - 9/11 Reflection
Now I've Seen Everything! Haikus for Skymall
& the garden baby
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Oh No, Bono!
Once A Fat Ass: Who Eric Cartman
grows up to be
One Time, At Sculpture Camp in Greece
Open Letter to the Recording Industry
Ozzfest '98
Ozzfest 2000
Ozzfest 2001
Ozzfest 2003
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Palm Springs Film Festival 2003
Pathetic Haiku Tribute for American Idol's
Simon Cowell
Patton Oswalt: Feelin' Kinda Patton
- CD review
Perverted Geek's Box of Valentines
Candies
Perverting the Service Excellence Quote
of the Day a.k.a. The Temp's Corollary
Pictorial History of Great Britain as
told with Microsoft Clip Art®
Plague of Divas, A - VH-1's Divas
Live 2001
Popstars Take Parramatta
Postmodern Irony Meets Suburban Convenience:
PLAYSKOOL's McDonald's building
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder: Getting
Over the Michael Jackson Documentary
Pressing Flesh: Reviews of John Waite,
Motels, Marty & Elayne
Prince
Profiling Santa - Rankin/Bass specials
Psychic Friends Spoil Fun for
Season Finale-o-philes
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Quiet Riot
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Red Lobster Sizzles: Book Review
Reflections on American Idol
Season 4
The Republican Playbook - Book Review
Requiem for Battlestar Galactica:
Blow Waves in Space
Requiem for The Richard Bey Show
Reviewing The Roger Corman Collection
Riffing on the 80s: Interview with
No More Kings
The Rise and Fall of My First Celebrity
Crush (Eddie Izzard)
Roadside Australia
Rockstar: Supernova - Waiting
with the Rossi Posse
Rollins Band in Sydney
Ruminations on The Osbournes
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The Sanjaya Mala-kus
Schmelvis: In Search of Elvis' Jewish
Roots: A Book Review
The Science of Godzilla
The Science of Star Wars
Some People Call Me The
Horse Whisperer; Some Call Me The Prince of Tides
Sonnets on an American Childhood in the
Seventies
Standardized Should I Stalk William Shatner
Personality Test
Still Wild and Crazy After All
These Years
Sublime Subliminals: Brit Living in America
Suburbia's Sistine Chapel
Summer Music: It's New To You
Summer of Cher
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The Tao of Amy Grant
Talkin' with Elvis Down by the Sea
Teen Crush Haikus Vol 1 and Vol
2
Ten Life Lessons I've Learned from Being
a Die-Hard Duranie
Three Apes Chat About the 2001
Oscars
Timothy White Tribute
Tom Jones Acrostic Poems
Tom Jones in Sydney Australia
Tom Jones Live (1998)
Tom Jones in LA (2004)
Tool in Life, Treasure on TV—We
Love the Office Bully
Touring the Galleries of the Stars
Travis in Sydney Australia
Tribute to Phil Hartman
Tutor to the Stars Burns her Bum
in LA
Two Broads Abroad in Paradise
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U2: The Haiku Review
U2: The Vertigo Haiku Review
Unsolved Mysteries
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Vegan the Beguine
Vegas Rocks 100 Review
Velvet Revolver
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"We are the 80s" CD Reviews
We Watched the 2001 Golden
Globes So You Didn't Have To!
What The Funk!
When Celebrity Obsessions Attack!
When Has-Beens Attack!
When TV Is Stranger Than Fiction
Which Beatle Are You?
Which California Gubenatorial Candidate
Should You Vote For?
"Which Osbourne Are You?" Test
Who Gets the Dog?: Meet The Edgar
Winter Dog
Who Gets the Dog?: Is This
Show Humane?
Who Gets the Dog: Ape Culture Gets
the Dog!
Who Threw These Away? - CD Reviews
Why Female Skaters Suck and Female
TV Characters Rock
Woo! Haikus for Taylor Hicks!
Woodstock '99
Woodstock Haikus
The Worst Noel: Hellish Holiday Tales
Review
Would It Kill You To Read This Stuff: Book
Reviews
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The Zen of Oz
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