Dead Zombies of the Heart
Ape Culture's horror movie expert, Mary Ladd, lists her favorite horror
flicks, breaking the genre down into categories ranging from "Ghosts
that Hate You and the Buildings You Live in" to "Scary Toys."
Movies-A-Go-Go
Video Rental ideas for the nondiscriminating;including "Trilogy of
Terror", "River's Edge", "Phantasm 2", "Runaway.",
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun", "Psych-Out", "The
Eyes of Laura Mars", and "Independence Day".
2004 Holiday Movie Preview
- Mike Calahan takes us through the newest releases this holiday season,
including a Michael Moore expose of Santa Claus and an epic family heartwarmer,
The Donner Party.
Eight is Enough Meets
The Amityville Horror
by Julie Wiskirchen: She watched Amityville Horror one afternoon and found
herself profoundly disturbed by James Brolin's resemblance to Barry Gibb.
That was the genesis of this bloodbath of dysfunction.
How to Attend a Film Festival
for Free
Canine Helga S. Ladd reports on the Palm Springs Film Festival. Her report
includes a scandalous and scathing expose on the very co-editor of the
fine rag.
Palm Springs Film Festival
2003
Christopher Brisson covers the 2003 Palm Springs Film Festival, seeing
approximately 10 films in two days.
The Science of Godzilla - Michael
Dexter takes on the plausible science of the Godzilla movies. Is that
radioactive fire coming out of his mounth or did Zilly just eat a giant
jalapeno?
The Science of Star Wars -
Michael Dexter takes on the plausible science of the Star Wars movies
in his educated ruminations on the original trilogy with tie-ins to the
prequels. Apparently, C-3PO was so full of it and Obi-Wan was no nice
guy after all.
When Celebrity Obsessions Attack!
Tammy Wynette sang "Stand By Your Man" in tribute to her abusive
alcoholic husband George Jones. But even Tammy eventually dumped the jerk.
Julie Wiskirchen ponders whether or not she can stay loyal to her primary
obsession, Jack Nicholson, as he faces accusations of beating a prostitute.
Inhabiting Oz
Shelley Blake discusses reality vs. fantasy and her love of the movies
and John Cusack.
Award Shows
2001 Golden Globes
Review
Liz Taylor's performance recalled the work of Susan Olsen in the classic
"Cindy paralyzed by the red light on the quiz show" episode
of The Brady Bunch
2002 Golden
Globes Awards Chat Room Review
The Ape Gang tries to figure out who the Hollywood Foreign Press really
are and ends up getting blitzed playing the "everybody drink when
somebody thanks Dreamworks" drinking game.
Ape Culture Chats
about the 2001 Oscars
We want to know more than the winners. We want to know why Benicio Del
Toro is sitting next to some ugly guy instead of one of us.
