Now I've Seen Everything!
Haikus for Skymall
Read our haikus about the products you only want when you're stuck on
a plane for 4 hours, including fish head beverage coolers, a hot dog cooker,
and a whole page of haiku dedicated to our favorite item -- the
garden baby
My First Cruise: Embracing the Fun Imperative - From Froot-Loop-encrusted french toast to hairy chest contests to a meltdown at a Mexican McDonalds, Coolia tries her damnedest to have fun on a Carnival fun ship.
Apes Abroad in America
The Death Valley Super Bloom - It's Super! - Coolia spends a few days in Death Valley amid copious wildflowers during the once-a-decade Super Bloom, and learns about human nature in Pahrump, NV.
The Mother of All Road Trips
Coolia drives coast to coast, stopping at such attractions as the Precious
Moments Chapel, Cadillac Ranch, and, oh yeah, the Grand Canyon.
Sublime Subliminals
Ape Culture's British columnist Doug Stackhouse contemplates pop stars
hawking breakfast cereals and his fifteenth year of Living in America.
And it ain't all Cheerios, my friend.
Tutor to the Stars Burns Her Bum
in LA
Jen Saunders, aka Tutor to the Stars, tries in vain to visit her boss's
celebrity friends in LA, but does manage to drag her boyfriend, the
Gentleman of Leisure, to several LA tourist traps. Check out her travelogue.
Abroad in Australia
Julie's first report documents the trip over and her initial impressions
of this un-downer land and people in Sydney.
Roadside Australia
If it's Tuesday, it must be the Big Banana! Ride shotgun with Julie Wiskirchen
as she tours the east coast of Australia from Sydney to Byron Bay, from
Big Oyster to Big Prawn.
Two Broads Abroad in Paradise
Our two Apes Abroad correspondents tour Australia's Gold Coast, stopping
to cuddle koalas and visit the Big Pineapple.
Popstars
Take Parramatta
Hypnotized by a most blatant and unashamed media blitz, Australian sheep
(the human kind) flock to a suburban mall to get their first live glimpse
of Bardot, a Spice Girls-clone band assembled, packaged, and sold on a
reality TV show called Popstars.
One Time, At Sculpture Camp...
Molly Denver visits Athens and attends sculpture camp on the isle of Tinos,
where she learns to use power tools and drink ouzo.
Apes Abroad in Great Britain
A Pictorial History of Great Britain
as told with Microsoft Clip Art®
For most Americans, who find foreign history too tedious to contemplate,
this pictorial tour of Great Britain complied by Mary Ladd will give you
an informative overview supported by artistic interpretations of the UK
as designed by the artisans of Microsoft ®.
