Ape Culture - Haikus about Minor Crushs

The Haiku Page, Part II:
Tributes to Minor Crushes

Still going strong, now in its 2nd Consecutive Page!!!

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Haikus de Julie

John Strode in, looking like the spawn of Tommy Lee Jones. Fucked-up haircut
Take Paul Lynde to block Sly quips from hip center square He's queer? News to me
Jon-Eric Hexum Career shorter than his name I learned about loss
Ratt's cute blonde Robin Made my heart spin round and round Tour shirt kept him close
That cute guy who danced in Girls Just Want to Have Fun Backflipped out of biz

Haikus de Mary

Paradox: sexy In your Dog Day Afternoon Yet stupid and gay
Book me, Tommy Lee Jones! I am guilty (of love). Don't say, "I don't care"!
Sammy L. Jackson: Jackie Brown and Pulpers cry. Long Kiss Me Goodnight.
Maverick, James Garner, Two Bens plus expenses: What else does that buy?

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