I always liked to
put a baggie of Corn Pops
in my "Chips" lunch box.

"Do geese think they're good?"
is a better slogan than
"Gotta have my Pops!"

All-Bran. Old people.
Is it necessary that
I say more than that?

Product 19- I
do wonder who buys that shit.
An All-Bran eater?

Crackle was the best
of the Rice Krispies mascots.
He was sort of cute.

I hope both Snap and
Crackle never minded that
Pop is so darn gay.

But Pop would be cute
with the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Do you think they've met?

Whatever happened
to Mikey and is it true
that he still likes it?

I think Cookie Krisps
are mostly kid tested but
not mother approved.

Kix. What a stupid
name for a cereal- who
came up with that shit?

How does the bee from
Honey Nut Cheerios keep
from getting stepped on?

That bee must belong
to a gym 'cuz that milk is
many times his size.

It's so funny when
they get to the punch line and
say "Nuttin' Honey"

Tony, it's the red
bandana that makes you more
a pet than a man

Is Hedwig of the
angry inch fame what is meant
by a Frosted Flake?

Special K- is that
the name of a girl that takes
the short bus to school?

Childhood is about
Special K being the last
left in the Snack Pak.

It took me many
years to get that "Leggo" was
short for "Let go of"

Raisin Bran- I don't
really have anything cute
to say about it.