You get completely wasted on those free casino cocktails
and end up marrying a friend, Falling James Moreland, lead singer of the
band The Leaving Trains.
Falling James likes to wear women's clothes and he's never going to be
a big star. You get that marriage annulled within a year and get serious
with your band. You play your first gig, opening for L7, and release a
single: "Retard Girl." Billy Corgan catches your fancy and you
date him for a while until you meet Kurt Cobain. You fall for Kurt immediately
but he's not interested in a relationship. You harass him just as you
harrassed Julian and Rozz before him, showing up at gigs and sending him
a heart-shaped box that will later be immortalized in a Nirvana song.
Finally, you lure Kurt to your house with this promise.