Oh, please. This is Kurt Cobain you're trying to get in the sack, not
one of the Beastie Boys. Kurt is serious, brooding, deep, and alienated.
He wears flannel shirts, not ringer T-shirts with Battlestar Galactica
iron-ons. He's not going to delve into kitsch with you. You'll need to
come up with another strategy to trap this tom cat.