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THE MISTRESS WITH THE MOSTEST

You do who you wanna do. John digs your free spirit. You love him as a talented and powerful mentor. He completes you. Before long, he divorces his wife and marries you. You move to LA and find work modeling teen lingerie because you have the body for it: "good ass and no tits" (your own words). John's band breaks up and he lets you sing with him in The New Journeymen. One night, you stay up late working on a new song, "California Dreaming." What drug inspired your songwriting that night?

Acid

Angel Dust

Uppers

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