Home | Blog | Advice | Books | Features | Food | Games & Quizzes | Holidays | Media Morph | Movies | Music | Poetry
Requiems | Store | Television | Travel | About Us | Archive

 

Google
Web www.apeculture.com   

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

YOU'RE MICHELLE PHILLIPS!

You probably remember her as "Mama" Michelle, wife of John Phillips and the skinny, pretty chick in "The Mamas and the Papas." Or maybe you've seen her in some of her mostly-lame TV roles on shows like Knot's Landing and Malibu Shores. But now you get to BE Michelle. Don't dream a little dream, BE IT.

WARNING!

I hate to break it to you, but Michelle's life isn't all peace and love and flowers in the hair. This adventure could be a bad trip. Depending on the choices you make, you could end up as a pop queen, married to Jack Nicholson, or indentured to Aaron Spelling and forced to appear in ALL of his shows. Be very afraid. Choose wisely. And if you think dropping acid might help you get into character, please do it under a doctor's supervision.

Take an acid flashback to 1961


This adventure was brought to you by Julie Wiskirchen

 

 

Ape Culture and all associated pages are
ŠApe Culture 1998-2007 and evermore.


Click here to learn about
the Ape editors' book

Check out the Ape Blog for the latest Ape Culture News and Reviews

Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More

Free Greeting Cards from Bravenet
Retrieving an Ape Card?
Enter Card Pick-up ID below: