YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
YOU'RE MICHELLE PHILLIPS!
You probably remember her as "Mama" Michelle, wife of John Phillips and the skinny, pretty chick in "The Mamas and the Papas." Or maybe you've seen her in some of her mostly-lame TV roles on shows like Knot's Landing and Malibu Shores. But now you get to BE Michelle. Don't dream a little dream, BE IT.
I hate to break it to you, but Michelle's life isn't all peace and love and flowers in the hair. This adventure could be a bad trip. Depending on the choices you make, you could end up as a pop queen, married to Jack Nicholson, or indentured to Aaron Spelling and forced to appear in ALL of his shows. Be very afraid. Choose wisely. And if you think dropping acid might help you get into character, please do it under a doctor's supervision.
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