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THIS IS YOUR LIFE, NOT AN AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL

You're not very hip, are you? You must have Michelle confused with a different blonde: Helen Hunt. Remember the afterschool special where teen Helen took angel dust, wigged out, and threw herself out the high-school window? She kicked her legs and windmilled her arms all the way down. Or her stunt double did, anyway. It was pretty cool.

Pay another visit to Dr. Feelgood.

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