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A BOTTLE OF RED. A BOTTLE OF WHITE.
You meet Cher on a double date in an Italian restaurant in Hollywood. At the time, you're with mild-mannered Melissa. A friend of yours is with Cher. She's too young, has a bad complexion, a big nose (you think) and a salty mouth. You like Melissa, but three weeks later Cher's a runaway bunking in an apartment on Franklin and Vine and she wants to move into YOUR APARTMENT. She says she can't get along with her actress-wannabe mother and you relent because you need your apartment cleaned and stuffed with groceries now and then. It's still the early 60s so the notion that this domestic arrangement is a tad sexist hasn't yet occurred to you. She moves into your one-bedroom pad. You sleep with Cher but lie about it years later when everybody realizes she was way underage. Back to the Beginning of the Story
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