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Darn. Because you're still married, one morning your wife Donna stops by to drop off your laundry, some groceries and your daughter. When she finds you in a compromising position with a scamp, a tramp and a bit of a camp, a V.A.M.P. vamp, she becomes enraged. She HATES camp. She calls the police, family services and a lawyer. You are arrested, divorced and people are now notified when you move into their neighborhood.

The End.

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