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MIGHT AS WELL JUMP

At age five, the braces come off and hyperactivity takes over. Your befuddled parents send you to shrinks, but they fail to calm you down. You're kicked out of a prep school. You're the type of kid who torments Waldo. Your family moves to Massachusetts and then to L.A. Your bar mitzvah proves to be a turning point.

Declare you don't like being a Jew

Reveal intentions to become a Rabbi

Meet the girl you'll marry

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