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At age five, the braces come off and hyperactivity takes over. Your befuddled parents send you to shrinks, but they fail to calm you down. You're kicked out of a prep school. You're the type of kid who torments Waldo. Your family moves to Massachusetts and then to L.A. Your bar mitzvah proves to be a turning point.

Declare you don't like being a Jew

Reveal intentions to become a Rabbi

Meet the girl you'll marry

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