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TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!

Your parents weep with joy. As Rabbi Roth, you liven up Passover services by attaching yourself to a pulley and flying over the congregation. Late in life, you spend a lot time kvetching, crying for a reunion tour for God and the chosen people. As a senior citizen and a mystic, you're last seen wandering in the desert, somewhere outside Vegas.

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