YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
YOU'RE DAVID LEE ROTH!
You're outrageous, loud-mouthed, and over-sexed.
You once sang, "I get up and nothing gets me down."
There's only one way to find out.
Be the Dave.
This adventure was brought to you by Julie
Wiskirchen, who learned everything she knows about Dave and about
life from Dave's autobiography, Crazy From the Heat.
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