You lust for George, but he's as queer as a three
dollar bill. Don't worry, the rest of us didn't pick up on it either.
We saw him in the short shorts and the "CHOOSE LIFE" T-shirt,
snapping his fingers and singing, "Jitterbug" and we never had
a clue. Lucky for you, you've got some connected friends in the music
scene who tip you off and you soon direct your sexual energies elsewhere.