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You lust for George, but he's as queer as a three dollar bill. Don't worry, the rest of us didn't pick up on it either. We saw him in the short shorts and the "CHOOSE LIFE" T-shirt, snapping his fingers and singing, "Jitterbug" and we never had a clue. Lucky for you, you've got some connected friends in the music scene who tip you off and you soon direct your sexual energies elsewhere.

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