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Chynna is John's baby, but you're soon headed for divorce court, anyway. After you record your third album, the band breaks up. Cass goes solo. Denny and John develop full-blown substance abuse problems. You decide to become an actress. You get a role in The Last Movie and have a fling with the director, Dennis Hopper. You marry Dennis. Within a few days, you discover he's not a normal guy when he...

Sucks down nitrous-oxide.

Handcuffs you to keep you from leaving.

Plants a bomb on a bus.

Smokes a joint and starts talking about government conspiracies and aliens.

Sells drugs to juvenile delinquents and has conversations with a blow-up sex doll.

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