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Get on your knees. John wants you back in the sack, but not in the band. You flirt and plead. You'll do whatever it takes, but you won't be his girl if you can't be a Mama, too. John knows the audience misses you and that the band's chemistry is off with your replacement, Jill Gibson (Lou Adler's girlfriend at the time). John relents. You forgive him and the others, but how can you forget? You and John buy a big house in Bel Air and resume conjugal relations. You discover you're pregnant. Who's the daddy?

Papa John

Papa Denny

Roman Polanski

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