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You hate brown M&Ms. It's not rational, but there it is. When a lone brown M&M finds its way into your bowl, you and your bandmates fly into a rage and trash your dressing room. Rock and Roll! During breaks from touring, you spend your royalty checks on exotic trips to places like Haiti and Nepal. You do extreme sports before the term has even been invented. So extreme that you even make an attempt on Mt. Everest. Do you plant a Van Halen flag on the summit?

Hell, yeah

No way, man

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