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I GET UP AND NOTHING GETS ME DOWN

Your dogged will and a lot of Snickers bars propel you to the summit. But once you make it, you pause to survey the view and realize you can't see a thing because night has fallen. You'll never make it down in the dark and you've brought no camping supplies to survive the frigid night. It's not long before you start to lose feeling in your fingers and toes. As your life ebbs away, your brain freezes on one final thought: "Why didn't I vacation at Cabo San Lucas with the rest of the boys?"

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