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Too bad you didn't look out that peephole. When you open the door, the former Mrs. Phillips screams, "It's your fault my daughter Mackenzie has an eating disorder and is addicted to heroin!" She stabs you fifty times. Thinking its a weird acid fantasy, John does nothing to stop her. Lucky for you, your head's in Strawberry Fields and you feel nothing as your life ebbs away. You mistake the pool of blood rising around you for strawberry juice.

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