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Furious that your rock-star antics have already begun and you haven't even produced a damn song, Decca drops you. You have blown your big break. You must now return to your normally-scheduled life. You piss everyone off with your vanity and arrogance and you can't hold a job. You say you just haven't found one suitable to your particular genius. You live off the labor of a few birds. You experience the same amount of marriages and divorces as you would have as a posturing rock star, except the girls aren't nearly as cute. You turn into a bragging, beer-bellied football fan, hanging out in pubs, eventually getting thrown out of every last one for not paying your tab. Now even the skanky birds find you revolting. You refuse to do any actual work and live out the rest of your life as a vagrant harassing tourists for change.

The End.

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