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You are a nancy-boy and all your ramblings and fears are contained in your little red Nancy Drew diary with a little gold key that you keep under your pillow. Police look for sordid details and find instead that you really do lead a fairy tale existence, a life filled with tinkerbelles and evil step-critics. So sorry we judged you. Anyone who loves Shirley Temple and Nancy Drew must be as pure as snow…or as white anyway. In happy Neverland, all poor black people who are lucky enough to have a Motown God-father and are hit by the diva-wand of a Supreme, go to the MTV ball, become a white gloved prince and eventually wake up with white skin and tiny noses. And they all live happily ever after.

The End.

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