Your dad is quite the entreprenuer. He uses the managerial skills he honed
while working for the Grateful Dead to run your career in kiddie pageants.
You enjoy the makeup and gowns. Isn't this the true kinderwhore look?
You rake in the awards until one day you're found bound and bludgeoned
in your parents basement. Your parents look like the prime suspects but
nothing is ever proven. Your life is snuffed out before you have a chance
to be Miss World or record Miss World. But, don't despair, your afterlife
is one big party. You haunt your parents throughout their miserable lives
and go to gigs as a ghost. One night in 2020, you see Kurt Cobain playing
in Ringo Starr's