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Your dad is quite the entreprenuer. He uses the managerial skills he honed while working for the Grateful Dead to run your career in kiddie pageants. You enjoy the makeup and gowns. Isn't this the true kinderwhore look? You rake in the awards until one day you're found bound and bludgeoned in your parents basement. Your parents look like the prime suspects but nothing is ever proven. Your life is snuffed out before you have a chance to be Miss World or record Miss World. But, don't despair, your afterlife is one big party. You haunt your parents throughout their miserable lives and go to gigs as a ghost. One night in 2020, you see Kurt Cobain playing in Ringo Starr's
All-Starr Band


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