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WHEN THE END COMES I KNOW, IF I'M JUST A GIGOLO, LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT ME
Val's always had a thing for you. In fact, when she had her first backstage pass, she approached you. You made it clear that you preferred one night stands to One Day at a Time. So she knocked on Eddie's dressing room door. Now, after all these years, she's calling you and you agree to meet her for a tryst, mostly out of spite for Edward. You come over because she assures you that Edward's at a little league game with Wolfie. A rare California rain-out brings him home early to find you in the hot tub with Val. Enraged, Eddie plugs in his guitar and plays a furious solo. You're mesmerized and thinking up lyrics to go with the new tune. Eddie concludes by flinging the guitar into the hot tub, frying you both. THE END
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