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You may feel like this is a stick-up and you join Johnny Carson in a self help group for men called Sent to the Cleaners by Ex-wives and other Litigious Lovers. It's a run-o-the-mill battle of the sexes. Men begin to view woman as vengeful money-hunters while women see themselves as vengeful money-hunters and wonder what's wrong with that. See the popularity of such movies as The First Wives Club among women. What did you mother tell you? Love is a gamble. When you play poker, you have to be willing to pay. It's a grim world. You are disgusted. You give up women for good. Now, if we could only take care of Hugh Hefner, our job here would be done.

The End (for now).

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