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Doesn't really have a ring to it, does it? Your attempt at a solo singing career fails. You might be pretty, but you're not a songwriter. Your voice isn't spectacular without the others to provide harmonies. You don't like to talk on stage and, with Cass's gabbing, that was acceptable, but now the audience thinks you're aloof. You're the Ringo of the group. You cut a few solo records that go straight to the bargain bins and then you get a starring role in one of the first movies to be picked by fledgling cable network HBO for heavy rotation--Caveman.

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