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The Faces have been good to you. You've ripped-up many a hotel room with them, laid many a bird as well. They've provided you with a couple of hits and you owe them something so you break it to them gently, leaving the door open for a possible Jurassic Rock tour reunion. Those always go over big during Nostalgia Hour. Your shrewd eye is on the bottom line and you play politician. Years later, VH-1 captures your emotional reunion with The Faces on an episode of Men Strike Back IX. You do a closing number along with Tom Jones, who is still lighting the birds afire with "What's New Pussycat?" and the remaining members of the Backstreet Boys, the ones who are out of rehab, that is, who are no longer lighting anyone afire with "I Want It That Way".

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