Home | Blog | Advice | Books | Features | Food | Games & Quizzes | Holidays | Media Morph | Movies | Music | Poetry
Requiems | Store | Television | Travel | About Us | Archive


Web www.apeculture.com   


Yes, you give the beat a well-deserved rest. It doesn't have to 'go on' anymore. It's been a real trooper, that beat. But now the beat is dead. Unfortunately, congress attracts deadbeats. And the forces of not-so-100%-goodishness. Your daughter goes off to NYU film school to carry the family torch and become a thespian. So close, she becomes a lesbian. Mom flips a switch at first but eventually comes around. You give stoic private support but in your public office, you vote against her GLAAD-advocated bills. Meanwhile, you do all sorts of fund-raising for the cheese-ball Republicans, providing late-show comedians fodder for many punchlines; and the country at large remains convinced that large amounts of healthy living and west-coast sun can cause brain-damage in Southern Californian voters.

Now its winter and time for a family vacation.

You decide to go to London and take advantage of that huge Harrods sale.

You decide to go on a ski-trip for the umpteenth time.

Back to the Beginning of the Story



Ape Culture and all associated pages are
ŠApe Culture 1998-2007 and evermore.

Click here to learn about
the Ape editors' book

Check out the Ape Blog for the latest Ape Culture News and Reviews

Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More

Free Greeting Cards from Bravenet
Retrieving an Ape Card?
Enter Card Pick-up ID below: