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You're bad but you can't help it. Like Michael Douglas, you appreciate your pretty mate but you're a sex-aholic. Like John Malkovich says in Dangerous Liasons: "It's beyond my control." Maybe this whole rock star arrogance will come to haunt you someday, like so much Mick Jagger foolishness. After all, scorned women write books, don't they. Chris Rock will say it best: "I'm not saying it's right, but I understand."

Oh well. You may feel bad but that doesn't change a thing. You engage in some conscience-noise-reduction and proceed on.

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