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Too bad. Everyone (except you guys) knows that green M&Ms promote horniness. With all the green M&Ms removed, your act loses its oomph. "You Really Got Me" and "Hot for Teacher" just aren't very convincing, and audiences aren't turned on. It's not long before you give up rock and join a monastery. You withdraw from public life and spend your remaining years making Trappist jam. You do have some trouble with that vow of silence.


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