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John gets out his guitar and you harmonize for a while. You net a few dollars from tourists, but the Puerto Ricans don't groove to your sound. Denny spends $10 on pot and Cass spends the rest of your money on chocolate. You're broke and homeless. John suggests you sell your body and, reluctantly, you pick up a Juan. Too bad he turns out to be one of those serial killers who strangle prostitutes.

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