Home | Blog | Advice | Books | Features | Food | Games & Quizzes | Holidays | Media Morph | Movies | Music | Poetry
Requiems | Store | Television | Travel | About Us | Archive


Web www.apeculture.com   


Good decision, because another talent of yours lies in the kitchen. That is, you can cook! So well, in fact, you become a famous chef with your Sicilian family recipes, talking many "all spoons" baby-boomers into buying sets of your trendy cookbooks. You stay out of show business altogether, except for a steamy show on the Food Network and you realize that all good cooks make bad politicians, so you don't even vote. You feed many hungry people and the world is a happy place.

The End.

Back to the Beginning of the Story



Ape Culture and all associated pages are
ŠApe Culture 1998-2007 and evermore.

Click here to learn about
the Ape editors' book

Check out the Ape Blog for the latest Ape Culture News and Reviews

Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More

Free Greeting Cards from Bravenet
Retrieving an Ape Card?
Enter Card Pick-up ID below: