Come Sail Away, Rock Cruise Haiku
- Take a cruise ship vacation with Journey, REO Speedwagon and Styx! Nerdia
and Coolia ruminate on the possibilities!
Dreadful Haikus for American Idol
Not another commercial break to plug the Ford Focus?!?
Julie Wiskirchen, Christine Horace, and Nova Gutierrez bide their weekly
American Idol time writing haikus.
Haikus for a Half-Breed
Christopher Brisson turns the awesome spotlight of haiku on the super-fabulous
subject of Cher. 30 kus in all!
Haiku Memoir of a Cardinal Fan
Coolia pays tribute to the pennant-winning 2004 St. Louis Cardinals, while
looking back on Cardinal heroes of the past
Heavy-Metal Love Haikus
They're raunchy, they're raw and they ridicule the very male divas they
love....don't miss the fun and the sentimental memories that are Heavy
Metal Love Haikus.
Heavy Metal Haikus - Part II
Hair band refugees Jimmy Fahrenheit and Magnus Thornbjorn present a brand
new set of heavy metal haikus, alternatively rocking you like a hurricane
and giving you the refreshing pause of silent lucidity.
Now I've Seen Everything! Haikus
for Skymall
Read our haikus about the products you only want when you're stuck on
a plane for 4 hours, including fish head beverage coolers, a hot dog cooker,
and a whole page of haiku dedicated to our favorite item-
the garden baby.
A Pathetic Haiku Tribute for American
Idol's Simon Cowell
He's the reason we got sucked into watching American Idol all Summer,
so we figured he deserved a haiku tribute. Yes, Simon, the question remains:
how have we remained undiscovered for so long???
The Sanjaya Mala-kus
Mary Ladd likes Sanjaya and she's written haikus to explain herself.
St. Lou Haiku
Ape Culture editors, Mary Ladd and Julie Wiskirchen publish a book of
haikus about their hometown on Timberline Press.
U2: The Haiku Review
We just can't get enough ku! Christine Horace, award-wining ku-master
of the infamous Kevin Spacey kus, reviews two Elevation U2 concerts in
New York and New Jersey.
Joe Durrant's Celebrity Love Poems
There are great American poets and then there are great American celebrity
love poets. And everyone knows a great American celebrity love poet is
hard to find. Which is why we are proud to announce Ape Culture's very
own celebrity love poet, Joe Durrant.
Jason Henninger is Back with poems about Tupac, Erykah Badu, and a masterpiece collage
of love songs from the 80s
Jason Henninger's Celebrity Vignettes
Read the sad nursery rhyme on Morrisey and the true and disturbing story
set in motion by Cameron Diaz entitled "Circus Booty"!
Love Poems To The Stars!
Words obviously can't express the scope of our celebrity obsessions. We're
trying to build a monument here. Help us out. Get started on that Ricky
Schroeder poem you've always wanted to write.
